¡Feliz Año Nuevo, dos mil cuatro! todas las mujeres en el canal español tienen pechos falsos a excepción quizá de ese un bebé, pero pienso que la suya era falsificación también.

Dammit, my paltry spanish can't decipher this completely. Must babel fish!

that's right! let's see what the message deciphers as:

"Happy New Year, two thousands four! perhaps all the women in the Spanish channel have false chests with exception of that a baby, but I think that hers it was falsification also."

haha, close enough for me!